Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Crap

Well I just got my grade this morning and they flat out sucked. I managed to pull a C in calc III which i am ok with since that class was graded on a curve and between the last exam and the final everyone pulled their grade up. In Solid modeling an A, which was never questioned. Now statics I somehow got a C+, which doesn’t make any sense since i had a average of about 80% or more. So I’m going to have to talk to the prof and find out what the hell happened. Then we finaly come to methods of analysis which i managed to pull a horrid D. The worst part is that now this is forever going to be on my transcript which mean i am now probably not going to be able to get into grad school which sucks as you really need to have at least a masters to do anything these days in any field. What’s even worse is the prof was a stickler in grading so that if you made even the smallest math error at the beginning you lose all point for that problem. Now granted SDSU allows 3 course forgiveness’s as a undergrad but still. This is forever going to mark me as a failure and there is nothing I can do about it. You I know I should be able to do this stuff, and it is constantly causing me pain when I cant. I know I am smart enough, and I study the material enough. What the hell am I doing wrong? Am I simply just that stupid and quit now and accept a fate of being stuck working in some shit hole job now and stop wasting time? I just don’t know any more, and the worse part is that I know have to get As this summer so as to get my GPA back above a 3.0 before the fall as that’s when my insurance renews, and if I don’t get the student discount then I lose my insurance which means I cant even get to school as I wont be able to drive. If that wasent enought my mom is going to kill me as soon as she finds out what my grades are. So in short my life is going to hell and there is not a damn thing I can do about it.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

TOP BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.

2.Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

3.If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.

4.Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

5.If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

6.Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.

7.If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

8.My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

9.Thank You For Pot Smoking.

10.To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

11.If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek
Counseling.

12.Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

13.If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

14.Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

15.It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.

16.If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

17.You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

18.The Earth Is Full - Go Home

19.I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

20.This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

21.So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

22.Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

23.If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

24.The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name

25.Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

26.Illiterate? Write For Help

27.Honk If Anything Falls Off

28.Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

29.He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

30.I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

31.You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

32.I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

33.Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

37.If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

38.Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

39.If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen Upside Down,
On A Jeep]

40.Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

41.Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]

42.If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

43.Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

44.Ax Me About Ebonics

45.Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

46.Boldly Going Nowhere

47.Cat: The Other White Meat

48.Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

49.Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That

50.Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

51.Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

52.How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

53.If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

54.Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

55.Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

56.My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

57.GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.

58.All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

59.Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

60.I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

61.WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

62.BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

63.So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.

64.I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

65.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

God Test


Your Score: Lug


Indeed, you are 75% erudite, 70% sensual, 66% martial, and 25% saturnine.



The God Lug certainly cut an impressive image. Lug was a mighty hero, often portrayed as a blond muscle-man, all decked out in magnificent armour complete with helmet and shield of gold.

As the story goes, Lug came to the glorious palace of The Dagda expecting to be welcomed as a full fledged member of the "God Fraternity" right there on the spot, no questions asked. But the palace guard did question him. In order to take a seat among the immortal Gods, one had to possess a skill not already covered by one of the deities. When the guard asked Lug to name his unique specialty, the mighty hero declared that he was particularly competent in the art of war. The guard shook his head. They already had a War God. Lug then called out several of his many expert abilities. Could they use a God of healing? Nope. A Water God? Nope. How about a God of magic? Of music? Commerce? Nope, nope, and nope. Finally reaching his wits end, Lug lashed out at the guard and demanded to be admitted since none of the Gods were masters of all skills like he was. This worked. Soon he became the greatest of all the Celtic Gods.

The Fifteen Gods

These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in �

�all or none of the four variables: Dagda. � Erudite: Thoth. � Sensual: Frey. � Martial: Mars. � Saturnine: Mictlantecuhtli. � Erudite & Sensual: Amun. � Erudite & Martial: Odin. � Erudite & Saturnine: Anubis. � Sensual & Martial: Zeus. � Sensual & Saturnine: Cernunnos. � Martial & Saturnine: Loki. � Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Lug. � Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Coyote. � Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Hades. � Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Pan.

Link: The Mythological God Test written by Nitsuki on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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What type of dragon are you?(pics)




You are a Silver dragonYou like being out at night more than day, and are often concidered eccentric by people who don't know you. You have very few friends, but the ones you do have are close ones. You are a bit of a loner, and prefer being by yourself most of the time. The ones you hold dear you are very loyal to, and you often tend to be a bit clingy.
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Friday, May 11, 2007

Apparently im a milkshake







How do you taste?




You taste like a milkshake. Your frozen malts send a delicious thrill across the tongue. Your sweetness and innocence are bared for the world to suck up with a straw... and you love it, baby.
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