Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Crap
Sunday, May 20, 2007
TOP BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD
2.Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3.If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4.Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5.If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6.Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7.If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8.My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9.Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10.To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11.If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek
Counseling.
12.Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
13.If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14.Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15.It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16.If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17.You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
18.The Earth Is Full - Go Home
19.I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
20.This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
21.So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
22.Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
23.If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
24.The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
25.Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
26.Illiterate? Write For Help
27.Honk If Anything Falls Off
28.Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
29.He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
30.I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
31.You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
32.I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
33.Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
37.If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
38.Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
39.If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen Upside Down,
On A Jeep]
40.Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
41.Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]
42.If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
43.Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
44.Ax Me About Ebonics
45.Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
46.Boldly Going Nowhere
47.Cat: The Other White Meat
48.Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
49.Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
50.Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
51.Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
52.How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
53.If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
54.Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
55.Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
56.My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
57.GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
58.All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
59.Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
60.I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
61.WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
62.BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
63.So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
64.I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
65.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
God Test
Your Score: Lug
Indeed, you are 75% erudite, 70% sensual, 66% martial, and 25% saturnine.

The God Lug certainly cut an impressive image. Lug was a mighty hero, often portrayed as a blond muscle-man, all decked out in magnificent armour complete with helmet and shield of gold.
As the story goes, Lug came to the glorious palace of The Dagda expecting to be welcomed as a full fledged member of the "God Fraternity" right there on the spot, no questions asked. But the palace guard did question him. In order to take a seat among the immortal Gods, one had to possess a skill not already covered by one of the deities. When the guard asked Lug to name his unique specialty, the mighty hero declared that he was particularly competent in the art of war. The guard shook his head. They already had a War God. Lug then called out several of his many expert abilities. Could they use a God of healing? Nope. A Water God? Nope. How about a God of magic? Of music? Commerce? Nope, nope, and nope. Finally reaching his wits end, Lug lashed out at the guard and demanded to be admitted since none of the Gods were masters of all skills like he was. This worked. Soon he became the greatest of all the Celtic Gods.
The Fifteen Gods
These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in �
�all or none of the four variables: Dagda. � Erudite: Thoth. � Sensual: Frey. � Martial: Mars. � Saturnine: Mictlantecuhtli. � Erudite & Sensual: Amun. � Erudite & Martial: Odin. � Erudite & Saturnine: Anubis. � Sensual & Martial: Zeus. � Sensual & Saturnine: Cernunnos. � Martial & Saturnine: Loki. � Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Lug. � Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Coyote. � Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Hades. � Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Pan.
| Link: The Mythological God Test written by Nitsuki on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
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You are a Silver dragonYou like being out at night more than day, and are often concidered eccentric by people who don't know you. You have very few friends, but the ones you do have are close ones. You are a bit of a loner, and prefer being by yourself most of the time. The ones you hold dear you are very loyal to, and you often tend to be a bit clingy.
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Friday, May 11, 2007
Apparently im a milkshake
How do you taste?

You taste like a milkshake. Your frozen malts send a delicious thrill across the tongue. Your sweetness and innocence are bared for the world to suck up with a straw... and you love it, baby.
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